I pause the video during a scene at school recess. The cement court is surrounded by a tall chain link fence. The children do not play a single game. Several balls pass back and forth between them. All stop mid-air or mid-bounce when I press the button on the remote. Ghostly blurs jitter on the screen. I’m half-standing two feet from the television and still wondering why all of the children are blond. Slowly I break away and answer the knock on the door. –read more–
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The Dispensation of Marty
He detailed the dispensation of every finger. Bones. Major organs. Where to bury his eyes — a Malibu beach. For years I kept Marty on ice. Years. Who knew Marty had that sort of testament?
Marty was more than a snitch. He was family. A last request is a brother’s duty.
Life’s Undertaking
I’m digging a grave, son. My life’s work laid bare. A macabre undertaking, but I’ve excavated this plot with an archaeologist’s care, with fine brushes and twine lines. Every artifact was artfully placed.
But who will fill your grave, I ask.
The old man bends brittle and weeps.
Not I!
The Breakfast Holiday
For breakfast, Jayne and Smithy sample strawberry, blueberry, and peach flavored Frills.
Smithy removes sleep suppressors from his eyes. Jayne? Is that a neural stimulator? It’s holiday! Abner should rest. Trimester exams won’t start for another hour.
Jayne keeps the device cupped to her stomach.
She knows.
Every minute counts.
Flat Earth Proved
Our flat Earth proved simpler.
But we couldn’t wrap our heads around those unrepentant cartographers. We toasted swift journeys and shipped their brigs over the horizon.
As expected, those rascals never found the bearing home. Their skulls roll around dry ocean beds.
Oh, we dammed the rivers. Another easy fix.
Empty Kisses
I mistake a life full of empty kisses, spotting my lips. The merry-go-round of affairs.
The letters stop coming ending in xxx’s and ooo’s. You should visit, the kids are growing.
Then I bed one bastard too many. He sights my heart like hunting quail. I tremble in tall grass.
The Last Salad
Last night Bernard faced the salad. He unwedged its bowl from the fridge and wept over crisp lettuces.
Then he dreamed of Beatrice whisking a vinaigrette while he erupted over football.
This morning he reread the note. You should take care of yourself now.
What did she mean? Not that?
Alone With Her Cats
Alone with her cats Nora addresses them while she studies the telly. What rubbish! What trash! Those people! Tsk, tsk!
The cats attend Nora with equal dissatisfaction.
Before falling, Archangel Tveriel– Nora calls her Fluffermuffin– would have seared the fat from her bones. Now she thinks, there are worse hells.
Thrill Kill
Jack and Jill first thrilled to kill when they impaled their father.
Mum died next. As you’d expect, they swore, “Let’s see to each other.”
Jack fell down on a garden trowel, not once or twice–but thrice–while dear Jill mistook her pills, tumbling into the hereafter.
The Book of Recursion
On weekends Otto reads. His recliner tilts back like the cradle of an astronaut prepared for liftoff. A beer bottle stands erect as a rocket on the table beside him. He blows a continuous plume of smoke as he works through the pack of cigarettes he will smoke. When hungry he microwaves a few dogs and sets a bag of chips between his legs. He carries his paperbacks with him to the bathroom and sits at length, not rushing anything. Only when Darla comes home from work does he stop. He places a finger between the pages to ask about her day. He listens patiently until Darla slips away to the coffee maker. He begins reading. –read more–